Blech.
If a barbie doll were to come to life with the grumps because they're only eating carrot sticks and celery so they decided to tease everyone in their wake, that would be Michelle.
She's perfect, except for her personality transplant and whenever I'm around her, I feel more frumpy than usual. We used to be friends in the ions ago which was elementary school.
Once boys and fashion entered the picture, that changed. Now she just likes to tease me loudly in front of everyone. Just talking about her makes me want a cookie.